Jokes

Airbags Wife: I have a good news and a bad news. Husband: I am very busy. Just give me the good news. Wife: The airbags worked properly in our new BMW.   envocabulary.com

WiFi password I went to the restaurant, and I saw there is WIFI service. So I ask for the password. The waitress told me eat first. So I place my orders. After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I …